At a Glance

4.5% Our crisp south-of-the-border lager. It’s the only thing that both sides of the aisle agree doesn’t need reform.

4.7% A classic American styled beer, smooth and easy on the palate. As our “Gold Standard” its been fighting inflation for years!

5.0% A Munich style lager will have you swaying inside the tent in no time! Youtube “Rosamunde polka”, tap your foot and smile!

5.0% Our raspberry wheat, just don’t order while facing us. Interestingly, raspberry holds the distinction as the most misspelled word in our 20 year history. A “p” between a “s” and “b”? PHHSSSHHTT!

4.9% Emerges from the tunnel with a pale ale & wee bit o’ apricot flavor. The trick is balance, and we pull it right out of the hat! (couldn’t resist).

6.0% This should be risque, but the truth is “my bock” sounds like the backseat of my van halfway into the trip. “my truck”, “my doll”. Are we there yet?

5.7% Before the playhouse, there was an Abbey. Before the Bard was perfecting verse, the friars were perfecting a fullbodied beer. Our Belgian Ale brings that rich flavor with just a hint of sweet.

9.2% Quick theological question - How do you explain three Blackfriars in one pint? Answer: Our “Trinity” Tripel Belgian. Tripels help answer almost any question, because they make you feel smarter. And better looking.

4.3% An Irish red with a wink and a nod, and just enough fire to capture your affection. Que up McClintock, or really any movie with Maureen and the Duke.

4.5% Full malt range? C. Slight bitter finish ? C. Ginormous multi-colored celtic cross on bicep? How do you say “tattoo” in Gealic”?

5.0% The quintessential British Ale - just a hint of tangy afterbite. Our tribute to the more famous speckled bird, which rules that roost.

11.0% A beer which just grew in all directions. More grain, more hops, more alcohol. Pale Ale origins, but now roams the countryside with no known predators.

5.5% We used to have the Brass Rabbit, then someone overhopped the overhopped beer and drinking it felt like watching 1960’s Batman. POW! BAM!

6.7% Shakespeare’s lovable rogue always steals the show – with this beer, he steals the bar – Big Bold and Boisterous. The Prima-donna of IPA’s.

9.5% An imperial IPA that put the ‘potent’ in potentate. “We’re all Britons, and I am your king”. “Didn’t know we had a king. I thought we were an autonomous collective”

7.3% Falstaff is back and Rosencratz is dead! A crazy 90-Minute IPA that is Everything you love about the Falstaff’s Revenge, multiplied!

5.7% Silky mouthfeel, huge juicy hop profile. Unfiltered to make a point. Sit back, and savor the front row seat to the concert in your mouth.

6.2% A Citra and Magnum hop IPA with a nose brighter than the Sun! Don’t look directly at the beer, only thru an approved vessel, like a pint glass or Stein. And never use less than SPF 50. A creamsicle milkshake for adults.

5.3% The Original Rabbit. Years ago, we needed a tribute name to that certain Irish juggernaut. 2.5 gallons later, someone realized thru squinted eyes that it was dark. And hoppy. A shaft of light appeared. Choirs in the distance.

5.3% In July of ‘44, Staunton's 116th Infantry went over the Stonewall and Liberated St. Lo, France. Brave tales abound, like the famous "Liberation des vaches" (Liberation of the cows), who in appreciation made this brew! Some cows later emigrated to America, starting a chicken franchise famously closed on Sundays.

7.5% Both an imperial stout and yours truly. This beer dared have more types of grains than I had kids. Ever since, we have been locked in deadly one-ups-manship. Vincero!

5.8% A coffee stout when you need to turn the volume to “11”, and begin your day with a cup-o-joe at 6pm..Life Hack!

5.0% Some beers aspire to awesomeness, so they use a lunar term that isn’t all that rare. Hang that. Our unfiltered Belgian wheat is so ridiculously delicious it required the use of a celestial event which is so rare – it hasn’t actually happened!

6.8% If we had made this 200 years ago, Johhny Appleseed would have never left the valley. Actually, he would still be at the bar.

6.2% With it’s introduction, we were able to definitively answer the question that has plagued man for over 50 years. Better luck next time, Mary Ann.

7.0% This aint no thanksgiving beer. It’s like being at the edge of the Ocean. And you got sprayed. With cranberry. (Stay with me..)

7.0% A delicious crystal clear sangria with all sorts of fruit flavors seamlessly blending. All our alcoholic sangria comes served in a 12oz wine glass.

7.0% A perfect balance between the sweet dark berry and the slightly tart citrus. Believe it or not, this may be the most poured drink on any given night!

6.0% Half Hard-pressed Apple and half Speckled Rooster. The sum total is actually higher than the parts.

6.2% As in check the battery, before you engage in this risky behavior. What a way to go. ½ Diamond Sangria and ½ Speckled Rooster.

6.2% If only the UN had this instead of those idiotic blue hats. No more war. Just love. (and probably more kids.) ½ Ruby Sangria and ½ Speckled Rooster.

We have a couple different options of sodas